he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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