My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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