3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I woke up under a house in Key West
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