It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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