at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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