Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
