The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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