he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize