Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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