I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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