You're a womanizer and a bitch.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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