The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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