I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This is the high leading the old right now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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