He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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