id be glad to
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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