how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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