Small penises have feelings too.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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