doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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