Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I still have a little drunk in my system
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Couch. On fire.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize