Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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