My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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