She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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