i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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