Christians are straight up FREAKS
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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