scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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