The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it glows. i had to have it.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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