So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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