new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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