...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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