You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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