brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
