I love black thongs
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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