This girl is more easily done than said...
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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