We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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