You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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