I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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