Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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