I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Dignity is for republicans.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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