I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
high people should be assigned attendants
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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