Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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