So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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