So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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