i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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