How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Found your dick twin last night
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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