CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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