Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
sex in a hospital.. check
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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