where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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