Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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