I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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