he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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