And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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