she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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