I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Randomize
