Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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